Top Ten Things To Do In Bed

Top Ten Things To Do In Bed (with your leg propped up on 4 pillows)

1. Assemble and disassemble your OPO Utility Model crutches.
2. Watch a black cricket scurry across the tiled red brick floor and know there’s nothing you can do about it.
3. Listen to the church bells ring at 7:00 in the morning.
4. Peer through the ivy covered window as the rising sun illuminates the village of Gotra.
5. Notice the cobwebs on the wood beamed ceiling that you missed in the last room cleaning.
6. Pretend like you’re doing sit-ups by just trying to sit up.
7. Hear the unique bird songs outside and wonder why you’ve not noticed their differences before.
8. Sew shut the thumb of the leather glove that you chopped off with a log splitter and be thankful for the owie on your leg.
9. Peek over your pile of down comforters when you hear the door click to see Maria transporting an Iris made food tray.

And the number one thing to do in bed (with your leg propped up on 4 pillows):

10. Breakfast in bed!